Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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