Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM