Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you

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(720): View more from Colorado

He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX

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27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
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(408): View more from California

4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.

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(805): View more from California

How much is that going to cost?

(1-805): View more from California

A lot of beer.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...

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