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  I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.

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• (716): View more from New York

  And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.

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• (310): View more from California

  It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations

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• (619): View more from California

  Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..

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• (516): View more from New York

  is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.

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  Was it a good conversation?

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  It was an awkward, sexual conversation.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality

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