Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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