I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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