Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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