I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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