I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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