I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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