is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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