Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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