I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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