I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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