How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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