worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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