I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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