he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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