She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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