I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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