what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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