david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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