no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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