I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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