The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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