I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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