Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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