but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
