I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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