Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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