My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Farmville is her only friend.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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