their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He did a backflip because drugs
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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