yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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