I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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