i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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