why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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