do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
