You surviving the open bar?
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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