why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.