my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.