i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Let's paint friendship bongs
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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