..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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