dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
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ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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