i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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