k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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