that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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