is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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