5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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