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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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