I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She announced her abortion via fbk
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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