R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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