Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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