I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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